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100% cotton chino twill | 6 Panel 3 1/8' crown |
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The caption: There Is No Sex In The USSR
The story: On July 17, 1986, during a television conference between the United States and the Soviet Union, the world discovered that there was “no sex in the USSR”.
The Leningrad-Boston “telemost” (TV Bridge) was one of the first joint Soviet-American programs filmed live. When an American woman brought up the topic of sex, a Russian woman, Lyudmila Ivanova, exclaimed "there is no sex in the Soviet Union.” She continued her phrase with ..."on television", but the second part of her response got drowned in a burst of laughter, so it wasn't heard by the audiences.
Subsequently the edited version of the show was broadcast on Soviet television, and Lyudmila Ivanova went down in history as the woman who declared that there was no sex in her country.
We ship to all countries! (that currently exist on the map)
Most orders are shipped from our fulfillment centers in USA. We route your order to the relevant fulfillment centre based on a combination of factors to ensure speedy delivery, including the recipient's location and availability of product variants.
When will I get my package?
Most orders reach their destination within 4-18 days, depending on where you are in the world. US deliveries are usually the fastest.
We know that it can feel long, but our shipping coordinator Dimitry says that compared to the 1928 Five-Year Plan for rapid industrialization of the economy of the Soviet Union, it's not too bad.
If you require products delivered by a certain date (e.g. a birthday) please email firstname.lastname@example.org to verify your product availability.
While we always strive to get your item to you as quickly as possible, we cannot guarantee a delivery date for any product or order. Any listed time for a shipping method is an estimate only. For orders with deadlines please order well in advance!
International customs charges / handling fees
Some countries impose tariffs, duties, taxes, handling fees, customs clearance charges, etc for imported consumer goods. We do not collect these beforehand, and cannot give you an estimate of the cost - charges vary around the world.
Please conduct your own research to ensure there are no surprise charges when clearing your package through customs, and to have an idea of what the additional cost may be.
If you are unfamiliar with customs fees and charges, please speak to your local postal or customs office for more information. It is your full responsibility to verify the customs, duties charges, and procedures in your country prior to placing your order.
If customs fees and charges are refused at the time of delivery, your order will be returned and you will not receive a refund for shipment costs.
Check your address!
Nor we, not the Central Committee of Planning of the USSR are responsible for mis-delivery errors via carrier, or incorrect shipping info. PLEASE double check that the address in your order is 100% correct before submitting!
Returns and exchanges are hassle-free at Stratonaut.
If you’re looking to return or exchange your order for whatever reason, we're here to help!
We offer free returns or exchanges within 30 days of purchase. You can return your product for store credit, a different product, or a refund to the original payment method.
Just email us at email@example.com with your order number in the subject line and we will assist you.
There are certain situations where only partial refunds are granted:
Any item not in its original condition, is damaged or missing parts for reasons not due to our error.
You will be responsible for paying for your own shipping costs for returning your item. Shipping costs are non-refundable. If you receive a refund, the cost of return shipping will be deducted from your refund.