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Soviet Carpet Beach Towel

Soviet Carpet Beach Towel

Regular price $40.32 USD
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From the motherland to the mother of all beach days.

Soak up the sun and nostalgia with this gloriously kitsch beach towel inspired by the iconic Soviet apartment carpet: yes, that one. Bold, dramatic, and unmistakably Slavic, this towel turns every poolside moment into a scene straight out of a 1980s living room.

Whether you're lounging by the sea, staging ironic photoshoots, or just confusing boomers at the beach, this towel is your ultimate statement piece.

Super absorbent, surprisingly soft, and guaranteed to spark conversations (and possibly memories of your бабушка’s house).

Features:
🪄 Majestic vintage carpet print
🏖️ Full-sized for dramatic beach entrances
💦 Quick-drying & ultra-soft
🔥 Maximum ironic street cred

Wrap yourself in history, irony, and a little bit of childhood trauma.

  30x60
Length, in 30
Height, in 60
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